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Question: Was I being A good Christian?

I live in N.Y.
the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said”
Why aren’t you out chasing crooks or child molesters…..that’s out of your league, obviously!!!
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a ‘Nazi.’
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him ‘Barney Fife’.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care…..
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “OBAMA 08″……. I got there by Taxi.

Mccain /Palin 2008

Answer: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap u got som1 else tickets?? so funny, u shouda told the cop he would feel dumb

Christian Shtrenger , Director, DVS Investments – part 1